Character limits on Social Galactic be darned! It is our pleasure to feature Wahsatchmo’s succinct reviews, demonstrating that brevity is the soul of wit.
Note that the #Anime links will only work with a Social Galactic account.
Wahsatchmo’s Staggeringly Accurate Anime Reviews in Around 180 Characters – Pilot
The Unwanted Undead Adventurer (#Anime Review):
After becoming dragon dung, perpetual Lvl1 adventurer finds the only thing standing in the way of his progress was life itself.
7.9
Dungeon Meshi (#Anime Review):
To rescue his sister from a dragon’s belly, a broke warrior convinces his party to eat their way back through the dungeon’s monsters.
Fun. 7.7/10
Metallic Rouge (#Anime Review):
Not the newest member of Baby Metal, but likes her choco.
Mecha Kamen Rider with a drug backstory.
Great animation, cliche story so far. 7.5/10
Butareba (#Anime Review):
Garbage human is reincarnated as a pig in a strange world and accompanies a mysterious girl on her Logan’s Run.
Boring characters. 5/10
Under Ninja (#Anime Review):
All the world’s Japan, and all the men and women merely ninjas.
Starts oddly at first. Gets much better after episode 2.
7.96/10
The Apothecary Diaries (#Anime Review):
Laughs ensue after apothecary Maomao is kidnapped and forced into servitude for one of the emperor’s concubines.
Indentured Comedy! 8/10
Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End (#Anime Review):
The end of a journey of a lifetime is merely a segue to the next one for a nigh immortal elf.
Wonderous. Near perfect. 9.5/10
UPDATE: Revised rating: 11/10. No other show gets the nature of demons exactly right like Frieren.
My Happy Marriage (#Anime Review):
Japanese Cinderella’s arranged marriage to a princely Ghostbuster gives meaning and challenges to her life.
Quality animation and music. 7.5/10
Reborn as a Vending Machine, Now I Wander the Dungeon (#Anime Review):
Dungeons and Dispenser. Less “wander” and more “is carried.”
Spoiler: nothing gross is vended.
Silly. 7/10
Tokyo Revengers (#Anime Review):
Crybaby hero leaps back in time to save his true love from his former gang only to make things worse.
Slow pacing yet watchable. 7.5/10
Nuce!